But no, I do homework for five minutes, then spend half an hour poking at the internet, and trying to find the kitten, who has come back twice since the first day I saw her, and eating some pie, and staring out the window, and OH HEY, THEO IS HOME...
I am not even able to focus on blogging about how I can't focus. Why? Why does this happen? Where is that kitten? What is wrong with me?
Also Theo just grabbed my fingers and made me type this: Jam is tasty.Yum jam!
This will not end well.
Try any of the following:
ReplyDelete1. Put a dish of jam out for the kitten.
2. Add a kitten who likes jam to your novel.
3. Put "feeding jam to kittens" on your resume.
4. Promise Theo jam if he helps clean.
5. Recite the word "jam" as a mantra to help you focus.
*wonders why her brain is suddenly fixated on jam*
~ Diana
Hee. Your comments always make my day. It's funny, because Theo has actually done more cleaning today than I have (though I deep cleaned ALL THE THINGS last week there) and we are, in fact, out of jam. Maybe I should go buy some...
ReplyDeleteTheres nothing wrong with you. I am the same way! LOL Can't stay on anyhting more than 5 minutes. That kitty didn't come back?? He musta went home then!
ReplyDeleteThe kitten has been back a couple of times, but not always. Stupid kitten, having her own life.
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